In recent years, legislators have decided to totally destroy America by legalizing marijuana for medicinal, and in some far-gone states, recreational purposes. Make no: mistake: this is almost as bad as the income tax and welfare.
The weedpocalypse is already in full swing in cities like Los Angeles. I mean, you could walk from one end to the other and you will smell the Devil’s Lettuce the whole entire time. No one in that city could pass a drug test, in fact the secondhand smoke has everyone there in a perpetual state of bewilderment, which is why they vote for socialists like Gavin Newsom.
But it isn’t just Commiefornia anymore. The stench seeps through the streets of every city and even many suburbs! You see, weed is far from being some sort of hippie/rebellious teenager thing. Nor is it solely the vice of minorities or other deviants. Gen Xers will blaze it at night and then go to their white-collar job in the morning. Ivy League students are smoking it to blow off steam. All seven of my cousins and two of my uncles on one side of my family smoke it. They don’t fit any of the stereotypes or profiles of weed-smokers. What happened?
First, the utter apathy of law enforcement when it comes to actually arresting stoners. What’s the point of the state having laws if it won’t even enforce them? It’s so bad that weed addicts have zero fear smoking in public places and in broad daylight.
Second, the retardation of old people (Gen X and up). They think, “Oh I smoked a bit of pot here and there as a kid and it didn’t affect me (Editor’s note: it did.) and so who cares if the young people use it to relax a bit here and there” etc. It’s been documented, however, that the potency of cannabis has been steadily increasing since the 70s. Young people are not smoking their father’s pot.
Finally, the rejection of Austrian economics by the masses. Unwilling to accept good theory when it smacks them in the face, the pothead blasphemes the Free Market and embraces communism. They won’t accept individual responsibility for their own failings and need marijuana to cope, and how DARE the government limit it!
“Hold on, I can deduce that you are a libertarian. Shouldn’t you be for the legalization of marijuana and not against it?”
A most excellent question soyjak. It is endlessly apparent, however, that marijuana violates the NAP (non-aggression principle for any statists reading this) in quite a few ways.
1) it smells bad, thus violating the NAP. No copes about this.
2) the state of being “high” from marijuana turns the user into a major threat to others, thus violating the NAP. For instance, would you want to be on the same road as a drunk driver? No? What about a stoned driver? QED.
3) as previously mentioned it is associated with communists and therefore statism, thus violating the NAP.
Not to mention the various deleterious effects that do not violate the NAP. Weed causes brain damage, inhibits mental function, is correlated with an increase in obesity, and (according to my old pastor) can induce homosexuality. Of course, weed is monstrously profitable for drug cartels (which are bad because of their monopolistic tendencies). If you smoke weed, you are supporting the drug trade. Seeing how most weed smokers are communists who would be against drug cartels (for the wrong reasons), evidently the drug has clouded their brain to the point where they can’t even think about that very, very obvious thing.
Now all this begs the question: why? Why do people smoke weed? What does disabling your mental faculties do for you?
Supposedly it is relaxing and makes you a more “chill” person. (Personally I have never seen anyone less “chill” than a stoner when you tell them that weed is for faggots.) Supposedly it helps people with chronic pain. Supposedly it increases creativity.
But really, people smoke it because they do not enjoy experiencing life. They are failures and nothing comforts them. (This is the same reason why ice cream is eaten year-round in New England - because everyone hates being alive and they need to numb reality through anything - in this case, sugar.) In other words, weed is an incredibly harmful coping mechanism, nothing more.
Why is our society encouraging this? Why do we have stoner culture (which no person with an IQ above 100 has ever taken part in)?
Why the hell do people buy these stupid bongs?
Those are rhetorical questions (in case you are unfamiliar with the concept). There’s no reason for weed to be looked upon as anything more than alcoholism in a new form. Alcoholism at least has a certain class to it. But there is nothing classy about weed.
(Overall we live in a culture defined by miserable people distracting themselves from their miserable lives via narcotics and living vicariously through the experiences of others.)
Look, in an ideal world there would be absolutely no negative repercussions for shooting someone smoking weed within 100 feet of you (except for the cost of the ammunition, which in a deregulated economy would be negligent).
However, we live in a fallen world that loves Keynesianism and communism (but I repeat myself). The next best thing for America today would for marijuana usage in public to be considered a form of assault and thus could be responded to appropriately. But something tells me that won’t happen either.
So, we are left with little recourse when we encounter pot smokers in public. But, there are many legal methods to discourage marijuana usage in your locale. So, to close this short article, here is my favorite.
Materials Required:
Ghillie suit
Freddy Krueger knife hand prop
Stun gun (the louder and “flashier” the better)
“Speedy departure” driver
Procedure:
Locate a “haunt” of the marijuana smokers in your town. I find the most success in a local park at like 10/11pm.
Patrol the area silently. When you detect the stench of pot, stealthily move through cover until you are within 10ft of the offenders. Gauge if you think the targets may be armed/able to beat you in a fight even while stoned. (I prefer picking on teenage girls for these reasons.)
Now it’s up to your creativity. I like jumping out and screaming “DEATH HAS COME FOR YOU” with my best Children-of-God-era Michael Gira impression while waving around the knife hand and activating the stun gun.
Chase the prey all the way out of the park. Nobody will really shed a tear if you tase one for the heck of it either, just don’t get yourself prosecuted.
(Disclaimer: I do not know how legal this is and I don’t intend on finding out. Maxim #43: ask for forgiveness rather than permission.)
If you do a good enough job and pick the right targets you may become a bit of an urban myth, and potheads are such irrational agents that they will be dissuaded from indulging publicly.
“Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country.” - Adolf Hitler
May the Invisible Hand be with you.
good article; can we please use YOUR USELESS AND UGLY EXISTENCE as shoot-test? If your communist black ass survives, we shoot it again - are you transmonster or one of those retarded w'man?(they are the same btw)